1. An end to pairing the words “low” and “rise” on $60 jean tags, or any jean tags for that matter
2. A relocation of the pet store, currently situated in the Millcreek Mall's food court
3. A carpeted mallway, with shock resistant coils and/or free pedicure stations
4. A two-way lane system; U-turns permitted ONLY when trying to avoid hovering mall surveyors
5. An end to pairing the words “ultra” and “low” before “rise” on anything...ever.
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why are you hating on low rise?
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